Personalized hormone testing, functional labs, and a custom protocol built around your actual lab results.

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I’ve walked
     your walk.

You've already done the work most women haven't. You watch your diet, get your steps in and read the books. You’ve tried random supplements hoping they’d help. You've been denied hormone testing or you've done basic bloodwork only to be told that "everything's fine" while your sleep, sexlife and sanity struggle.

You may have tried an at-home test that seemed promising, only to be left frustrated. There was no human interpretation or a real roadmap to achieve results. Facebook groups only create more confusion. You are going in circles trying, guessing and hoping for change. 

SOME STRAIGHT TALK FROM ME TO YOU

I see you.

(And I don't mean that casually.)

They are messages. And they deserve more than a generic answer.

You've been patient. You've been proactive. You've advocated for yourself even when no one was really listening.

You're ready for
      someone who will.

What you want — what you need — is someone in your corner who will look at your actual data and build a personal plan based on your strengths and deficiencies. Not a generic template. A protocol built for you.

Your symptoms tell you that something’s off.

why.

Your labs tell you

The weight that won't move. The hormones that swing. The exhaustion + night waking. The unexplained anxiety that's quietly threatening your marriage, your job, and even your sense of self — these are not mysteries.

You’re ready for more

I've sat across from women just like you — women who have done everything “right” and still felt like something was missing. Not because they weren't trying hard enough. Because no one had ever taken the time to look at their labs and identify the gaps causing their symptoms.

Friend. That's what changes everything. Not more information. More attention. The kind that only comes when someone is fully invested in you — and building a plan that reflects exactly what you need.

That's exactly what this is.

You're not here because you haven't tried. You're here because you've tried enough to know that generic isn't going to cut it anymore.

You want someone who will actually sit down with your story, your history, your labs — and work with you to identify the gaps that you can’t see yourself. You're not looking to be handed generic advice when what you need is root cause testing and a precision protocol based on your lab results. 

By Lucy Libido

Comprehensive hormone and functional lab testing, expert analysis, and a personalized protocol built around exactly what your body is telling us. 

Welcome to

The Hormone Lab:

Precision Protocol

You're not broken...

Imagine sitting across from a practitioner who has your actual bloodwork in front of her — your hormone panel, your thyroid, your gut, your metabolic markers — and builds your nutrition, supplement, and lifestyle protocol around every single one.

The Precision Protocol is a 1:1 coaching container where we choose your labs together, interpret your results together, and adjust your protocol together over a six month minimum.. No generic advice like “Eat more cottage cheese, good luck.” The Hormone Lab Precision Protocol is a real solution based on what your body needs.

Stop Guessing. Start Solving.

You just need precision. And lucky for you, you’ve got a friend in your corner who happens to be a Functional Practitioner, a Hormone Testing expert, and who has a passion for functional healing. 

The Precision Protocol is what happens when your best friend is also your Practitioner.

Does this sound like you?

Does this
     sound like you?

You're not alone.

You want one person to look at the whole picture. Hormones, gut, thyroid, food sensitivities, and metabolic function. Not five different specialists who don’t talk to each other.

You’ve tried the supplements, taken the courses, and read the books. You’ve moved the needle some. But your symptoms haven’t fully resolved and you’re ready for someone to actually run the testing.

You're navigating Menopause without proper support. You've been told your symptoms are just a part of "getting older" but you want real relief from frozen joints, hot flashes, night sweats, vaginal dryness and thinning hair. You want solid bones, strong muscles, and a functioning brain. You want to enjoy sex lifelong.

You’ve been managing perimenopause, PCOS, gut issues, or thyroid symptoms on your own for too long. You’re done piecing together protocols from ten different sources. You want and need a customized plan that reflects what’s actually happening inside your body.

You’re already on HRT, or are considering it, and want a practitioner who can support nutrition, gut health, and supplementation alongside hormone therapy.

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Your doctor told you your labs are “normal,” but you know your body and you know something is off. You want a practitioner who reads labs through a functional lens, not just a disease lens.

You'll Go From...

Are you ready to stop guessing and start getting personalized answers?

LET’S TALK

“Here’s exactly what my labs are telling me. And even better, here’s exactly what we’re going to do about it.”

“I think it might be this”

Working with a Functional Practitioner is the difference between managing symptoms alone and actually solving them together. 

to...

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Here’s exactly what my labs are telling me. And even better, here’s exactly what we’re going to do about it.”

Why Test, Not Guess

The women below weren't doing anything wrong.
They were just flying blind. Testing gave them a roadmap.

Doing the right things for the wrong problem still yields no results. This is why following advice from a facebook group, a tik tok post or your well-meaning friend may not work for you.

was convinced that her fatigue and brain fog was being caused by parasites. She had gone through multiple parasite cleanses and was following advice in parasite chats. She continued to pass abnormal stools. After completing her gut and hormone testing, we found that she harbored a dysbiotic gut bacteria that mimicked parasites with stringy biofilms. She had been treating the wrong problem. With an accurate prognosis and the correct nutraceuticals, we are reducing the gut bacteria, easing stress on the liver and bringing her hormones back into balance.

Kris...

was struggling with weight gain and thyroid issues. She had been prescribed thyroid medication and didn’t feel that it was working. After testing her cortisol, thyroid, gut, and hormones we found root cause problems that needed to be addressed. Her cortisol levels were high and the minerals needed for thyroid function were low. She didn’t have the proper gut bacteria to convert Thyroid hormones. By addressing her cortisol, nutrition and increasing GLP signaling gut bacteria, we were able to improve thyroid conversion naturally. 

Suzi...

was struggling with heavy bleeds and painful periods. She relied on pain killers each period and was told that birth control was her only option. She had been taking hormone supplements that she found online.We tested her gut, hormones and liver and found that recirculating estrogen was causing her symptoms. Alarmingly, the supplements that she was taking were actually making her problems worse. We changed her supplements to those that help break down estrogen and changed her diet to support her liver clearance so that estrogen could pass. After 3-6 months, she no longer relies on pain medication for menstrual migraines and her period is normalizing.

Meghan...

felt like she was going crazy. She was anxious, exhausted and moody. Even when she did sleep, she still felt tired. At the Dr. she was given antidepressants that didn’t help her symptoms. She asked to have her hormones checked but was told she was too young because she still had a period. We ran a full functional panel including hormones, gut and thyroid health. Her hormones were indeed shifting and her gut didn’t have the ability to digest nutrients leading to exhaustion. Together, we worked on lowering cortisol plus we supplemented with the right vitamins, minerals, enzymes and probiotics for her unique situation. We started low dose hormone therapy which has been shown to be more effective than SSRIs for women in perimenopause. Without the nutritional foundation that she needed, hormone therapy would not have been as effective. Now she says ‘I finally have my energy and brain back!” 

Amy...

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"I thought Menopause was a life sentence of dryness and zero desire. I'm learning what I have control of and finally have my "mojo" back! I never realized how much I had lost. I'm so thankful and so is my husband! When they tell you it's normal to suffer, that's your sign to leave and enroll in the Hormone Lab!"

"When I started this class, I was anxious all the time, my moods were all over the place, and I was starting to have hot flashes/night sweats. I can't believe how much has changed in 6 weeks. Thank you so much for helping me realize I wasn't going crazy or having serious memory issues. I feel a sense of calm now, my mind is clear, and the hot flashes/night sweats have stopped too. I am so grateful for this program and for your kind encouragement & support."

"I have seen weight loss, even in the first few weeks! I also noticed a huge improvement with cramps and hormone migraines during my cycle! I've learned what to eat and when, and try to incorporate recommended foods daily. A friend of mine who lives in another state told me that they can tell I've lost weight just by seeing my FB pics!"

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In the past you had two choices…

Go to the Doctor

Suffer and Do Nothing

Be told your labs are “normal” while your hair falls out

Be told hormone testing is “pointless” when you ask

Be offered anxiety/depression meds

Be offered no solutions for perimenopause

Have no access to functional hormone testing

Can’t shell out the cost of a car for a Naturopath

Suffer with dry, painful sex

Feel anxious, weepy, confused

Have no libido

Unable to have an educated discussion about HRT

Deal with painful periods

Feel like you’re going crazy

Feel gaslit or unheard

Struggle with memory and focus

Be told menopause symptoms are “normal”

Be told birth control is the only fix for heavy bleeding

Hot flashes and night sweats

Struggle with new weight

No PCOS/endometriosis help besides surgery

Have no access to functional hormone testing

Be told that painful sex is just a part of aging

I am here to fill that gap.

Now, you have a third option.

The Hormone Lab Precision Protocol is the Answer

The Precision Protocol fills the gap between a useless fifteen-minute doctor visit and taking out a second mortgage to afford a Naturopath.

Functional Diagnostics Nutrition Practitioner and Hormone Expert, I order the right testing for what’s actually going on, interpret your results through a functional lens, and build the protocol around YOUR numbers.

We start with a discovery call to talk through your symptoms, history, and goals. From there, we choose the testing that makes the most sense for your case. Once your results come back, we meet 1:1 to walk through them in language that actually makes sense and create your custom protocol together.

Then we work together over a six month minimum so we build on each step and adjust as your body responds. A lab interpretation call will just scratch the surface, and a one-and-done call isn’t enough. Gut and Hormone healing takes a layered approach and I’ll be there with you every step of the way.

In the Precision Protocol, we’ll test:

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Your hormone levels through functional testing, not the limited markers your doctor runs.

Gut testing that explain why your Thyroid, Liver, and Hormones are behaving this way

Thyroid and Metabolic markers that are impacting weight and energy

Cortisol levels that are stealing from your hormones and libido

Parasites, Pathogens and Dysbiosis markers that are wrecking havoc on your body

Nutrient levels that are necessary for your hormones, metabolism and mood

Insulin and blood sugar markers that impact metabolism

Digestive capacity that impacts your HPA Axis and mood

Basic food sensitivities with the option to add on a full panel

Any other specific lab you request or require

The Perfect Fit...

The Precision Protocol

The Precision Protocol

brings personalized hormone care to the woman who’s ready for HER OWN DATA.

Do nothing

$0
0 time
0 Investment
0 change

15 min. at the dr.

Variable cost
Minimal time
Minimal solutions
Minimal change

$599 value
(included free with Precision)

8 modules

Lifetime Access

Measurable change for thousands of women

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you are here

+ Custom Labs Billed at cost

1:1 interpretation

Monthly calls

Custom protocol

Precision Protocol

$1749

$297/mo

over 6 months

paid in full

or

Happy Hormone Lab course bundled in

$599 VALUE: When you enroll in the Precision Protocol, the full Happy Hormone Lab course is included at no extra cost. You get the foundational education and the 1:1 application of it, all in one.

Here’s everything you get inside the Precision Protocol.

What's included:

So you can ask questions, get support and protocol adjustments without waiting for the next call.

Direct messaging access between sessions through the Happy Hormone Lab Portal.

Nutrition, exercise, supplements, herbs, lifestyle, and HRT considerations if relevant.

Custom protocol designed around YOUR results

We add in a step each month and adjust your protocol as your body responds.

Biweekly-monthly 1:1 calls for the full six month minimum.

I walk you through your results in plain English, point out the patterns, and explain what’s actually happening inside your body.

1:1 lab review

We walk through your symptoms, history, and goals together so I know exactly what to look for in your labs.

50-minute kickoff session 

Hormones, thyroid, gut, food sensitivities, metabolic function. Chosen specifically for your case. Labs billed at cost. (Averages $799)

Custom functional lab panel

 The full 8-module Happy Hormone Lab course. Lifetime access. The foundational education layered underneath your 1:1 work, so you have language for what we’re doing and a reference library to return to anytime.

The Happy Hormone Lab Course

Three bonuses you’ll actually use

Plus

($599 value, included free)

Bonus

Because you need more protein in your life. You'll get my full 4-week meal plan built around protein-forward recipes, easy meal instructions, and a quick shopping guide so you can start eating better the day you join.

My 4-Week High Protein Meal Plan

Bonus

Before the BHRT Masterclass

This masterclass explains the 5 functional tools you need know and apply in order to optimize hormone health before the BHRT.

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Bonus

Three cha-cha steps and you're in.

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 Run your labs

Together we choose your custom panel based on your symptoms and goals. Labs are billed at cost with an average expectation of $799.

Ready to Enroll Now? 

Program access, your labs, your protocol, and a plan built entirely around you. This is the fastpass lane for getting your labs done asap.

Skip the call (step 1) and go straight to the good part.

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The Precision Protocol

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For 6 months

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This is a 6-month program, not a monthly coaching subscription. We commit to the full container together because healing the gut, hormones and thyroid take at least 6 months on average. If we need more time together, I have a maintenance monthly package available after 6 months.

or

$1,749

When you pay IN Full

$297/

Program Investment

+ Custom Labs billed at cost · Happy Hormone Lab course included ($599 value)

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"I joined the Happy Hormone Lab because I thought my belly fat may be hormonal. Lucy knows SO much about hormones. I usually eat healthy, but I learned so much more about what to eat and when to eat for my hormone type. Not only did I lose weight, but I'm sleeping better, my migraines have gotten better and I have more energy."

What People are saying:

About Me

I don't guess and I don't generalize. I pull your labs, interpret your data, and build a protocol around exactly what your body is telling us. Whether your biggest struggle stems from your hormones, your thyroid, or your gut- I know exactly what to test and precisely how to fix it.

Inside the Precision Protocol you'll receive a personalized testing plan, full lab interpretation, a custom nutrition, supplement, and lifestyle protocol, and ongoing 1:1 support for a minimum of six months — plus complete access to the Happy Hormone Lab course so your foundational education supports everything we build together.

Hello beautiful. I'm Julie (better known as Lucy Libido) I’m your hormone bestie, Functional Diagnostic Nutrition Practitioner, best-selling author, and founder of the Happy Hormone Lab.

For ten years I've specialized in one thing: women's hormones. Not general “wellness”. Women's hormones — the testing, the interpretation, the root cause, and the road back to feeling like yourself. That singular focus is what makes this program different from everything else you've tried.

I built the Precision Protocol because I kept seeing the same gap. Doctors undertrained in women's hormonal health on one side. Naturopathic programs too expensive for most women on the other. You were left in the middle, guessing.

This is the precision care you’ve been searching for and you deserve it.

Don't see your question here? 

Questions before you book?

The exact panels are chosen for your case based on your symptoms, history, and goals from our discovery call. The most common panel we run includes hormones, cortisol, thyroid function, metabolism, liver function, and gut health with an average expectation of $799.

Six months minimum. Hormones don’t rebalance in a few weeks, and a single lab interpretation isn’t enough to know how your body is responding. Most clients see their biggest shifts between months three and six.

The Happy Hormone Lab teaches you your hormone type, and how to eat, exercise and supplement based on your hormone type. The Precision Protocol is fully customized 1:1 work with your functional labs, a thoughtful interpretation, and a custom protocol designed around YOUR data. The Happy Hormone Lab course is also included with your Precision Protocol enrollment.

Welcome back! Existing Happy Hormone Lab students receive a discount. Reach out to me for your discount code before you book your discovery call.

You’re welcome here. Many of my 1:1 clients are already on HRT and use the Precision Protocol to fine-tune nutrition, supplements, gut health, and lifestyle alongside their existing protocol. HRT works more effectively when nutrition and supplementation are optimized around your real numbers.

We talk through your struggles, symptoms and goals. We’ll discuss what you’ve already tried, and whether the Precision Protocol is the right fit for you. We’ll choose labs together based on what we both want tested. 

Yes. Many clients choose to continue working together past the six month minimum at a continuing client rate. We’ll talk through what makes sense for you near the end of your initial six months.

The Precision Protocol is open.

The Precision Protocol is open and I’m currently accepting new 1:1 clients. If you’re ready for answers that are actually yours, the discovery call is where it starts.

Your labs hold the answers. Let’s read them together.

mo

For 6 months

or

$1,749

When you pay IN Full

$297/

Program Investment:

+ Custom Labs billed at cost · Happy Hormone Lab course included ($599 value)

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Stop Guessing. Start Solving.

Your labs tell a story. 

Let’s read them and write the next chapter together.

You’re not Broken.

You just need to know what’s driving your symptoms.

Your first step to change begins with a call.

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